Matt’s cleared it all up for me.
“Diesel jeans, interior design, yoga and Mini Coopers?” I’m a Metrosexual!

Let’s not get carried away, though. I may get the West Elm catalogue and wear Diesel Jeans; I might be a bit fussier than some about my hair products; It’s possible, even, that I had a 30 minute conversation with my mother yesterday about Trading Spaces; But Matt’s way more metro than me.

Why do I embrace Metrosexuality so freely? Why am I almost *ecstatic* that there’s a marketing term for lady-lovin’ homos like me?
Because this is your average male in america.
Or this.
Or this.

Thanks, Matt the Metrosexual.