What an idiot.

A New York Times music critic named Meghan O’Rourke gave Liz Phair’s new album the scathing review it deserved, and Liz decided she’d write a letter to that critic to discuss it. Then she decided she’d rather not discuss it at all, but voice her disdain in a moronic, fairy-tale-like short story.

Read it here.
Here’s the original review, brilliantly entitled “Exile in Avril-ville.”