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October 24, 2003
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
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“The giant dark patch, known as sunspot group 10484, has grown to the size of Jupiter in recent days and has migrated across the face of the sun to a position where it now faces Earth.”
Ok, so we may not die, but cell phone reception may suffer… And right now the air is tinted a pale yellow here in southern california. The fog, the smog, the general cack in the air seems to be reflecting a good portion altered spectrum that the angry sun is shing down on us. It’s kinda nice. Like walking around in a less-than-sublty-inferred flashback scene from some primetime soap.
Thanks, smog! You rule!
PS - This never would have happened is the Sci-Fi channel hadn’t threatened to sue NASA.