What the fuck is going on here?!

Thanks to Meghan for… well, for ruining my day.

Apparently several students on the Mepham High School football team in Long Island, NY, are accused of sodomizing younger students in an otherwise innocent afternoon of good clean fun, old-fashioned hazing, and violent anal play. One can imagine that these boys were just trading cards, maybe playing some touch football when something got out of hand. Perhaps they were adding to their already impressive repetoire of plays. Such classic old time plays as “The Statue Of Liberty”, “Shove a Pinecone up the Freshman’s Ass” and the “Double Down” were known to be in the team’s playbook, but no one expected them to develop such stunning new maneuvers as “Blood on the Broomstick” and “Find the Golfballs.”

But while brilliant tactical maneuvers such as these have shown us a new side of high school football they’ve also shown us a new side of high school football fans. Yes, we now know that Long Island High School football fans do indeed hate fags! Yay! They also hate America! Woohoo! Guess what? I bet you didn’t see this coming… they all love God!
Hooray!

So read the story here, or better yet, visit the Mepham High School web site itself for an amazing photo gallery filled with God-loving, fag-killing, Long Islanders and their children.