Defunct record label Grand Royal has hit the auction block. You too can bid on the former home of the Beastie Boys, Bis, Ben Lee, and Luscious Jackson (whose name does not start with a “B”). The winning bidder will likely not be allowed to release new items under the Grand Royal moniker, but with become owner of “various master recordings, license agreements, recording agreements and miscellaneous contracts.”

Go ahead. Buy a label.