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April 30, 2004

Hey Crackhead

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Another weirdo posting from on Craigslist found it’s way to my inbox this morning. These and similar entries on eBay have lately become the bread and butter of my nine to five. Now I code web sites for Nestle brands in between reading blindingly uninformed and suspiciously misl=placed political commentary, ads for vintage air guitars and pictures of a husky dude in his ex-wife’s wedding gown (which, at the time of this entry, has reached $4000 and made the seller a celebrity).

Well, we have a new favorite. A young engineer has had his motorcycle vandalized twice by someone stealing sparkplugs for crackpipes. He has written him an open letter in the only appropriate forum.

Open letter to a crackhead

And since nothing this good can last for long, and I’m sure craigslist will delete this posting asap, I have taken the liberty of reposting the contents of the letter right here.