Like, in the biblical sense.

Perhaps fearing Nickelback would be unable to ‘bring the rock’… as it were… umm… That’s no good. Let me start again.

Ahem…

Apparently, Portugal doesn’t like Nickelback.
At least, several people in Portugal don’t like Nickelback. Several of those people who are in Portugal and who don’t like Nickelback recently found themselves with some spare time and some extra rocks. “What to do?” they must have wondered. Being the efficient and industrious people that the Portuguese are, they decided to combine their surplus time and spare rocks with their extra aggression, superfluous descent, and extraneous distaste for American radio-rock, and used them to try to kill Nickelback.

The Stoning

Thanks to Jesse.