Well, it’s finally arrived. The film that could possibly sway my vote from long-time favorite George W. Bush.

Oh yeah, big-time Bushman. Can’t get enough of him. But this Michael Moore fella’s got me thinking.

I know what you’re thinking: “Jason! You can’t possibly be one of those liberal losers in line with Michael Moore and his army of hippy sheep! Are you really going to let that fatass’s slander shift your support away from this President? This President who has taken the initiave to keep our country safe, even at the expense of his own popularity. This President who has declared war on everything from Arab Rebels to gay Americans. This President who cares more about what you do with your money, or in your bedroom, or with your estate, than he does about diplomatic realtions with the rest of the world. This man has given his all and you’re letting yourself be duped by the media!”

To you I say: “Yer ugly!”