(But still vote for Bush)

Tom Ridge: Terrorists’ aim is to influence presidential vote

In a press conference on Wednesday, Tom Ridge warned us that we are all in terrible danger, but they have no specific information as to why, but the threat is possibly as high as it’s been since 9/11, but they won’t be raising the threat level because we will be perfectly safe under the wing of President Bush.

Are you fucking serious?!
Unless you’re referring to the Bush administration, or you’ve lost your mind entirely, you must be a moron. No matter which of the previous three scenarios are true, it’s plain that you take the American people for morons. Well, that’s no shock, I do to. But it’s not an excuse to lie and manipulate using popular safety as leverage! This is among the most transparent, devious ploys they’ve perpetrated upon us in four years of transparent, devious ploys.

And thank god we have CNN to bring us the news in a responsible and objective manner. Their report was written by CNN Homeland Security Producer Mike Ahlers and included such misleading tidbits as
“A Democratic senator who attended Thursday’s CIA and FBI briefing said, ‘It is the most worrisome situation since 9/11’ without elaborating specifically.”

No one has elaborated specifically! There are no specifics! The standing administration would like to direct our attention away from the now-favored Democratic candidate and his running mate by threatening our lives!

So remember: if you vote for Kerry, you’ve let the terrorist win.

God I hate everyone.