My last two posts caused me to spend more time than I typically find appropriate thinking about the moral and intellectual wasteland that is modern Catholicism. “How stupid can these people really be?” I kept wondering. It made me curious. I typed a few words into Google and sure enough, it exists:

So go ahead! If you want to learn more about becoming a member of the most pervasively ridiculous religion in the western world, check out Catholicism for Dummies, dummy!