Yeah, you heard me. Back to the kitchen, lady.

“[T]he Vatican’s third major pronouncement on women’s role in the quarter century of John Paul’s papacy” hit the streets on August 1st and boy is my sense of moral outrage tired.

“The statement of doctrine on gender issues is the first serious attempt by the Vatican to come to grips with a world of working women. But it is just as clearly intended to prevent any erosion of the church’s resolute opposition to gay mar riage, the incorporation of women into the priesthood, and trends in gender studies which the Pope has damned as ‘misleading conceptions of sexuality’.”

Jesus Christ, I love Catholicism!

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