Tonight is the final night of the Republican National Convention Media Spectacular! brought to you live from the happiest place on earth: Ground Zero! So far, this is the second of two conventions about John Kerry. Traditionally, wednesday night caps of the offensive portion of even the most aggressive conventions, so maybe tonight we’ll get a break and be treated to some of that infectious optimism we’ve heard so much about. You know the kind. Optimism that changes facts, alters third party findings, and misleads unbelievers. Good, red-blooded, Christian optimism is on the menu tonight.

Did anyone else see Zell Miller challenge Chris Matthews to a duel?