Thank the maker! It’s finally happened! One of the biggest names in the most responsible and respected industry on the planet has finally branched out.

Kalishnokov, producer of of the classic AK-47 fully automatic assault rifle, is now making booze! What kind of booze? Take a guess, moron!

Now available in Russia and England, Kalishnokov Vodka is the perfect accompianament for an afternoon spent duck hunting, putting down sucka-pimps, or just hanging around the dusty, wooden lean-to that serves as the base of operations for your militant rebel brigade.

Here’s to you, Kalishnokov!

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