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September 24, 2004

God has Spoken

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I thought it was an interesting coincidence that a state with questionable presidential results would be pummeled by hurricanes just before the next elections. Then I thought it was an interesting coincidence that the storms spared Miami, who voted for Gore in 2000. Just out of curiosity, I overlaid two maps: one of the tracks of the hurricanes of 2004, and one of the election results of 2000.

This is no longer and interesting coincidence. It is an unmistakable message from God. I hope everyone is listening.

Note: After leaving Florida, Charley hit Georgia and Frances hit Georgia and South Carolina. Both voted for Bush in 2000.

The path of Ivan is projected as of September 14th. Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana all voted for Bush. If you have ANY doubt who this message is coming from, watch to see if Ivan veers West to hit those states as well.

The image and text above are both the handy work of one Mr. Bob Morris.